E-mail: professorkechi-at-gmail-dot-com. Frank, the Receptionist Kitty

Facebook: Yes.

Pinterest: Not yet.

Snail mail: Use the large snails for anything over 4 oz.

Carrier pigeon: Accepted.

Mental telepathy: Blocked by MindBlocker 4.6 and Check Yer Head.

Owl post: They'll know where to find me.

Automatic writing: I prefer candles that smell like amber, sandalwood or firewood.